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"Someone is recreating the Krays' crimes," gasps Edward Buchan, jowls flapping like mottled windsocks beneath his investigative trilby. "It's not about pretence or an act. It's about being … [crash zoom, eyebrows] … A KRAY!"

Ah, Whitechapel. How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. Or at least allow me to hold your helmet while you chase another extra in leather gloves across some hastily assembled cobble-effect paving to a soundtrack of clanging pipes and slowed-down cow noises. Fifteen months after it disappeared into the implausible cockney ether, TV's least comprehensible crime drama returns for another three-part series. Let bewilderment be unconfined.

Those who enjoyed the inaugural run's expert blend of gaping plot holes and confusing shots of men in capes striding past archways will be delighted to discover the format remains virtually identical. There are more globular bruisers peering menacingly over plates of jellied eels in deserted pubs. More lines like: "The brain? It's gone!" and "My advice? Get better. Then get the hell outta Whitechapel." There is more clunking exposition, inexplicable editing, whooshing sepia skylines and Rupert Penry-Jones gulping like a beige carp over another scooped-out prosthetic cadaver. And there is another enigmatic bastard brutally recreating a series of notorious East End murders for reasons as yet unclear.

Following their 2009 spat with the apparently re-born Jack The Ripper, the team – eccentric amateur criminologist Buchan, chippy DS Miles (Phil Davis) and simpering milquetoast DI Chandler (Penry-Jones) – are now in hot pursuit of the Krays. The actual Krays? Yes, the actual Krays. Or at least a duo what thinks they is the Krays and is subsequently determined to wreak bloody revenge on all them scum what betrayed 'em "back in the day". The race is on to protect said scum before they get gutted like trout.

Woozy, blinky, double-vision camerawork frames every shot of suspected Kray and potential Krayee – a wholly disorienting device that evokes less an involving and possibly slightly supernatural primetime thriller, and more being in a washing machine with a Nine Inch Nails video in 1996. None of it makes much sense. But then, it doesn't have to. Whitechapel is an immersive experience. It has no truck with reality. It'd rather busy itself with a wonky "mood" montage of glinting knives, scowling B&W biffers, indistinct banging and oscillating archive news headlines than involve itself with logic or – heaven forfend – historical accuracy.

What's more, there is evidence to suggest that Whitechapel is well aware of its inherent preposterousness. At one point, apropos bugger all, the police station ceiling collapses because a "young offender" has apparently "blocked the plumbing". At another, purpling bloodhound DS Miles honks: "This is a scrap! Where the meanest, hardest bastard wins!" And there is an unexpected addition to the cast in the form of Peter Serafinowicz as the unimaginably unpleasant DCI Cazenove. He knows what he's doing. They all do. It takes brains to be this stupid. More power to its incomparably odd elbow.

So. Over to you. Looking forward to it, intcha? Or maybe you ain't. Either way, be a china and bung your thoughts below – and let us know after the show whether it lives up to expectations. Good or bad.

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Okay, so technically, Marshall Mathers actually "made it" about a decade ago. But after six solo albums, more than a dozen No. 1 singles and a gang of controversy surrounding both his personal and private life, CBS finally came a knockin' about a month ago when they decided to profile him for their award-winning news series, "60 Minutes." Just prior to performing at his Home and Home concert tour alongside Jay-Z at Comerica Park in Detroit, Em sat down with Anderson Cooper of "60 Minutes" for an exclusive interview that aired last night (October 10).

The two discussed a bunch of interesting topics, including Em's Detroit upbringing, his life as a bullied child, the use of profanity in his home, his struggles with drug addiction, and the fact that he once tried to read the entire dictionary in order to give himself enough ammo to use during rap battles.

However, we can't help but think that there are a few other things Cooper should have asked Eminem during their time together. If Em had granted RapFix the same type of access, there are a few burning questions we'd certainly ask him. To prove it, here's a list of questions that we would have asked one of the front-runners in MTV's Hottest MCs of 2010 series, which kicks off on October 18, while he was hangin' with Mr. Cooper.

QUESTION 1: Do you think you're the "Best Rapper Alive"?
Last year, a VIBE poll showed you were the No. 1 rapper in the world. Do you think you are? And how come you get all humble and start bigging up other rappers when people ask you this? Aren't rappers supposed to want to be considered the best? Give us a straight answer, Marshall!

QUESTION 2: What really happened between you and Mariah Carey?
Let's get this out on the table once and for all: Did you smash, homie? She might be past her prime (career-wise! Get your minds outta the gutter), but once upon a time, Mariah was the flyest chick in the game. That would have made for one pretty incredible double-date with Jay and Bey, no?

QUESTION 3: What's the dumbest thing you ever did under the influence of drugs or alcohol?
Know the guy at the end of the bar that always tells crazy stories? Like that one about the time he had one too many and ended up naked ... in the middle of a farm ... with two cows, three sheep and a pig. Um, yeah, those types of stories. If Em's personal life was half as crazy as the stuff he used to rap about, we just know he has a couple stories that would make an AA meeting look like a Bible study—and, of course, help keep some kid out there away from whatever the hell Em was on. Let's hear them!

QUESTION 4: If you could take back one thing you've done during the course of your career, what would it be?
No, really: what would it be? The time you agreed to appear in some flick called Da Hip Hop Witch? The time you jumped a dude with an unloaded gun? The time you decided recording songs like "Rain Man," "Big Weenie," and "Ass Like That" would be a good idea? This answer should be good.

QUESTION 5:Be honest, ten years after you recorded it, do you still text message Jay-Z like, "I GOT YOU!" every time you hear "Renegade"?
Ha! Put it this way: If we were you, we would. And we'd also have the song set as our ringtone for every time Jay called us. Hell, anytime anyone called us. Just sayin'.

QUESTION 6: Is it weird to you that you turned out to be a waaaay better parent than Britney Spears?
Like, really?! We're not saying Brit's not a good mother (though, for the record, we're also not saying she's a good mother) but if we saw you wearing a "#1 DAD" shirt today, we'd automatically think, 'Eminem's such a good father.' If we saw Brit wearing a "#1 MOM" shirt, we'd assume she spilled a cran and vodka on whatever she was wearing before it. Ten years ago, that whole line of thinking would have been completely reversed. Who'd have thunk?

QUESTION 7: What's with the cross you wear around your neck these days?
No offense, but we never took you for the religious type. What's the deal, dude? Is Jesus your homeboy, too?

QUESTION 8: How great did it feel to punch Vince Chase?
We love Vince on "Entourage." But that last scene last season was awesome. Like, Mike Tyson knocking out Zach Galifianakis in The Hangover awesome. Nice job.

QUESTION 9: How bad do you want to do the same thing to Nick Cannon?
Not to dwell on the Mariah Carey connection, but you do realize that Nick Cannon, the actor/producer/rapper/"America's Got Talent" host is still taking shots at you, right? Any chance you'll Vince Chase him, too? No? Please? PRETTY PLEASE?!

QUESTION 10: Is Dr. Dre really almost done Detox?
Well ... is he? If Mr. Cooper really wanted to get the Internets going nuts, he would have found out for us.

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